30th Jan 2012
Monday // 2pm // 23 hours ago
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]Is it any wonder our child is so weird now?
29th Jan 2012
Sunday // 3pm // 1 day ago
I think dolly needs to be washed.
20th Dec 2011
Tuesday // 8pm // 1 month ago
The origin of the Carlton Dance.
Carlton did it so much better!
02nd Nov 2011
Wednesday // 6pm // 2 months ago
Hi! It’s been a while :)
16th Nov 2009
Monday // 8pm // 2 years ago
I’M STEFANIE MAVRONIS
stop being a ham Scott
Where’s my Scott as Carolyn Smith picture >:0 kjhgrjhefw!@!?
lol carolyn you’re hilarious!
12th Nov 2009
Thursday // 8pm // 2 years ago
Dont be jealous, Andy. Hes nothing like you.
-Factory Girl
10th Nov 2009
Tuesday // 11pm // 2 years ago
36 rules of life
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
1 4. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a muffin in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides nice contrast to the real world.
25. It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.
26. If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved it’s full potential, that word would be ‘meetings’.
27. There is a very fine line between ‘hobby’ and ‘mental illness.’
28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
29. You should not confuse your career with your life.
30. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
31. Never lick a steak knife.
32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
35. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside we ALL believe we are good drivers.
36. Your friends love you anyway.
(via beneathmybones)
16. A balanced diet is a muffin in each hand. <—best everrrr!
10th Nov 2009
Tuesday // 10pm // 2 years ago
can i go back to this size please?
